Friday, 13 March 2009

Silly sentence XD

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I sang to a noodle in my car because I'm a Ninja and I'm kool like that. ^_^


Well normally I might be going to Amarillo with a friend or just staying with friends the whole break. However seeing as how I'm grounded at the moment I don't really have plans to do anything except stay home and go to work. 

Idle Spring Break:

My idle spring break would to be going somewhere ,with a couple of my friends, that we could just chill, have fun, and somewhat explore. Maybe Hawaii or something like that.

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Goat steals car?

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Christmas Free Write.

Over the years Christmas has somewhat become more about making our house look good and decorating than actually spending time together. Use to Christmas was a huge thing, waking up knowing that we had presents and running into the living room tearing up the first package you saw with your name on it then having to deal with the torture of not being able to play with whatever you got till it was all picked up, I miss that. Now its wait for everyone to get situated, pass out the presents, take turns opening, and then just go our separate ways and do our own thing. I must say, I definitely miss being a kid at times.  

Friday, 7 November 2008


Well I'm not exactly sure what I should "blog" about so I'll just tell a little about myself and my friends. Well as you already know my name is Dylan. I was born in Amarillo Texas, but grew up in West Monroe, Louisiana. After my dad hurt his back and I became sick we moved back here, which is where my dad is originally from. At first I wasn't too excited about it, but I have gained a lot from living here, good and bad. I've still always isolated myself for reasons even unknown to me. There are only a few people I actually "open" up to. As most people have already noticed Patrick is probably my best friend. He's like a brother to me. Of course there is Jorde who literally is my brother, he has really helped me through a lot. Another person who I haven't even known for very long would have to be Stormy. We only get along at times, but for some reason she still means a lot to me. Well those are my friends, well the main ones. 
Some of my "hobbies" are of course being with friends, listening to music, writing,  one thing I've always loved doing is studying, people that is. Seeing how they react to things, how they act alone, how they change as they get around different people. I even  study my own actions most of the time. Well there is more that could be said but I'll leave that for some other time.

Wednesday, 29 October 2008


I don't think its right that they punish ALL the students for the actions of one kid. Maybe if a bunch of kids had taken part in it , but not because just one kid wants attention and is purposely trying to cause trouble among the school. If its "distractions" DOE is concerned about then as a student I can say that anger or annoyance of school things is far more distracting than having fun with some friends.

Monday, 27 October 2008


 Being invisible would be pretty fascinating. Knowing you could go anywhere or do anything without being seen would be the best. Sneaking around every where, scaring people, making things "float", the possibilities are endless. I personally would probably scare my little brother and sister before doing anything. After all, I AM there big brother. After that I'd probably aimlessly wonder around town finding people to scare things to do. Most likely sneak out every once and a while to see my friends. So as I said before, there are many advantages to being invisible. I suppose the only way it would be  a disadvantage would be that you couldn't turn visible again.